Can I help it if my mind resembles my téléphone. . . Full of crap!
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
Look at it’s skinny little legs!
what the fuck is it
fuckin Kangaroo Mouse
It’s a pokemon…the very first of its kind.
It’s pikachu’s cousin.
Has science gone too far
i wish i got a random package one day from canada post and i opened it up and this cute little fuck hopped out.
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
holy shit someone actually went and found it
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
hint: it’s because gay guys know straight guys might pop off on them and get scared.
lesson: ladies, fucking start swinging.
And 9 times out of 10 the straight guy puts out….
People who think that censorship is only done by the government are the worst kinds of people.
The most annoying types of censorship are the cases where the media doesn’t report the full story because they want more people to sympathize with their side. AKA Fox News, Huffington Post, etc. It doesn’t sound like censorship but it is. It’s withholding information from people for no good reason other than personal gain. And it’s shitty.
The media is pretty shitty in general, actually.