confessionsforstrangers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

IT SUCKED ITS WIDDUL THUMB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

singingtowers:

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

have you read the great gatsby

donnainappropriate:

At Belfast pride wit la boy toy we would be a cute couple @noextrai #willam #thevoicemails #belfastpride #cute #sotanned #gaypride #willambelli #clockme #donnainappropriate

Too much.. i love it!

sculpt-your-body:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

You might need these.

ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

(Source: steviefuckingnicks)